Back up buddy. Get your own bar.

CrossFitter 1: Mind if I jump in here and warm up on your bar?

CrossFitter 2: Sure, go ahead buddy.

CrossFitter 2 (inside voice): WTF? Back up that truck buddy. Get your own f*cking bar.  How would you like it if I swooped in on your wall ball half way through Karen or jumped on your box in the middle of Murph? What is this? Do I need to keep one hand on my barbell at all times to keep the equipment in use? It's pretty obvious the bar is in use since I'm stood right next to it, chalking up my hands. I turn away for a hot second to jot in my logbook and you're all over me like a cheap suit.  You wouldn't be in my grave as quick would you? What's your point? That you're warming up with my work weight? Well aren't you the billy big shot. You think you're so f*cking cool. Yes, I mind. I absolutely, 100% mind you jumping in on my bar. Back up. Get your own f*cking bar.

CrossFitter 1: Cheers buddy.

CrossFitter 2: No problem, any time.

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