Yes, that’s confessions of CrossFitters. Plural. Don’t even pretend you can’t relate to this:1. I sometimes skip rest days because the WOD looks like too much fun to miss;
2. I'm putting some serious thought into the outfit of my superhero alter ego;
3. I've gotten up at 5am to do a 7 minute work out;
4. When I drop things on the floor, I pick them up with flawless form: breaking parallel, knees out, weight on my heels;
5. I’ve eyed up my shower railing wondering if it would hold a kip;
6. Whenever I see heavy things I think about how I could get it up over my head in one explosive movement;
7. I've left work early under the guise of a doctor’s appointment in order to CrossFit...on more than one occasion;
8. I've googled nearby CrossFit affiliates on my vacation;
9. I browse t-shirts with CrossFit slogans online;
10. I laugh out loud at some of the t-shirts with CrossFit slogans online;
11. I wish I had a different color pair of nanos for every day of the week;
12. I've felt an instant connection to a complete stranger walking down the street because they were wearing a CrossFit t-shirt. I wasn’t wearing mine. Cringe;
13. My outfit decisions are totally dependent on the color of my shins/shoulders/chest on any given day;
14. I believe that active rest can = WOD. The clue is in the name. Active rest;
15. I welcome all comparisons to beasts/animals/machines/monsters/hero's;
16. I make fun of people who work out on elliptical machines;
17. I used to work out on elliptical machines;
18. I don’t dream about bacon. Shoot me;
19. I want to be the best, but by no means do I think I’m the best;
20. I plan spray tans around rest days so I don't sweat it off;
21. Some days I feel like I might turned into a boiled egg. (White, of course).
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