Thursday, 29 November 2012

CrossFit Princess

Hey princess, we gotta talk.

Nobody is staring at your ass. We're too busy staring at our bars.

Rich Froning does not work out here.

Jason Khalipa does not work out here either.

No one cares where you're going for brunch after the WOD. We don't drink mimosas and it's too early for tequila.

No, there isn't a special WOD for cellulite reduction. They all do.

You won't get bulky. Put some weight on the bar.

Pinkberry is not paleo.

Oh, and I think your spray tan is sweating off...



 

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