Saturday, 17 November 2012

CrossFit in the Workplace

Because the lifestyle doesn't end when you leave the box… 

1. The first order of business every day is to log that mornings workout online;

2. You often sit in meetings thinking how feasible it would be wall ball your bosses head;

3. Your computer password is one of the following: crossfit, deadlift, getafterit, beastmode;

4. You've left work early under the guise of a doctor’s appointment in order to CrossFit...on more than one occasion;

5. You answer the phone, 3, 2, 1…GO!

6. When your boss gives you an assignment you ask how fast your colleague finished theirs;

7. You are the only person in the office who can change the barrel in the water fountain;

8. There’s a half-naked picture of Rich Froning on your screensaver;

9. You internet browsing history looks something like this: CrossFit, CrossFit, CrossFit, CrossFit, CrossFit, Reebok Store, CrossFit, CrossFit, CrossFit;

10. Colleagues have approached you on more than one occasion with concern you have a boyfriend who beats you at home;

11. You approach your to do list tabata style. 20 minutes max effort work, 10 minutes Googling CrossFit;

12. Your co-workers are sick and tired of you sticking out the kitchen with your chicken, broccoli and boiled eggs;

13. Afternoons are a write off. You hit the wall somewhere around 3pm after being up a 4am for CrossFit. Spend the remainder of the afternoon Googling CrossFit;

14. You performed a handstand on the dance floor at last year’s holiday party;

15. You wear Reebok on casual Fridays;

16. You wish you could quit your job and just CrossFit all day long…







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